- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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