- Anti Joke

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies