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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.