- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

flavin's head

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Who is John Galt?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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