A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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