- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

It's all Taggart

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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