- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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