why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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girls basketball

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Your mom.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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