Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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