- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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