Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

will you like this joke my sources say no

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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