Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A fish swims up your penis...

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

these are shit

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Penis

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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