- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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