- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Irish sobriety

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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