- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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