- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

I walk into a bar...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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