- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

im telling maguire

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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