Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Ben Affleck

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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