- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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