What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Try it Yourself »

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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