whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Ben Affleck

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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