- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

field day?

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Women's rights...

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

ur an fagit

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Women's professional sports

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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