- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Rush Limbaugh

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Dwarf Shortage

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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