knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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