Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Ain't idn't a word.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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