- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

a black man did not eat chicken.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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