Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

an american walks out of a strip club.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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