- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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