- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Alex Gedrose.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.