Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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