- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

The WNBA

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Tucker Rivera

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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