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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

i just pooped that is all!

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.