How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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