a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

dyslexics of the world untie!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

I hate blackniggers

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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