MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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