- Anti Joke

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Women's rights

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Whats green? The color green.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side