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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

chinga tue madre Ryan

A lot eh?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

penisvaginaorgasm

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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