- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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