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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Feminism

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Well, there's one way...

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.