- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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