- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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