A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Julian Ha.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Tim likes girls

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Maths.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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