- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

no really what are ur names?

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