- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

John Cena for president

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

you will like this because i am black.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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