- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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