- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??