- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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