- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A cat playing laser tag.

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