Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Bitch

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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ur mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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