What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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once upon a time, it snowed

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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woman's rights

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What's your guys names?

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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