I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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hashtags suck balls

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I went to work today....

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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