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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Nice belt.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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