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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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