Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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