Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

I walk into a bar...

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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