- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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