How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Knock knock Go away

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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