- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

you dint have to be a jew matt

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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