- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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