what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A hill billy went fishing

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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