Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I'm gay.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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