how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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