What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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