- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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