- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

whats black and strange a paki

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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