- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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