Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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thumbs up!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Animal

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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BUT HWY?

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clamidia

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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