- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

My wife has terminal cancer.

A horse walked into a barn...

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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