What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

hi im paul!

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

I like boys!!!!! CC

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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