You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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