Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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dry handjob

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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when debbie meets downer

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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