- Anti Joke

what happened to your carpool? they died.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Justin Bieber

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

I read the terms of service.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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