- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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