10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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I went to work today....

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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