- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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