- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

The cream, it is coming

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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