- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Indians

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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