- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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