- Anti Joke

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

SHUT UP JP

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

SHUT UP JP

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.