- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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