why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Badabing.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

The GOV and the WHO?

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

dyslexics of the world untie!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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