- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

your mom is so fat.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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