- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

noah is a scrub jungle

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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