- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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