- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Wait! hundred billions!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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