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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Roses are red, yup.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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