what's black and can't swim?

David Cameron

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's the new green? Green

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Justin beiber's penis

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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