The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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all the kids had fun

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