The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

VITAMIN C!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

NEVER

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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