a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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