- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Your mom.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

girls basketball

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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