- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What if I told you.....potatoe

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

a black guy walks into a black bar

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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