What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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AIDS

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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WOw you have no life

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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