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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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