- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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