The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Skrillex.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

penis. nuff said.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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